Music – text of songs

Artist: Eminem
Album: Relapse
Year: 2009
Genre: Rap: Hip-Hop

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[Talking]
Guess who? Did you miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

[Chorus]
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (Clear to me!)
You’re the one who they adore, who they came to see (Who they came to see!)
You’re a rockstar (Baby!)
Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)
Player!
Who could really blame you? (Who could really blame you?)
We’re the ones who made you!

[Verse 1]
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantax or antacid if you can
You’re ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel: Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man, no, don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man
She stomped him, just ’cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive, gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it and squoosh it and pass it to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes he can, Cam, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay, please come back to seein’ men
Samantha’s a two, you’re practically a ten
I know you want me girl, in fact I see ya grin
Now come in girl!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
The enforcer, look at the more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie-horse her
Sorry Porsche, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don’t? Are you tellin’ me tenderness?
Well I could be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, maybe say, “Hello to my little friend”
Brit, forget K-Fed, let’s cut out the middleman
Forget him or you’ll end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
And little did I mention that Jennifer’s in love with me John Mayer, so sit on the bench
Man, I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn’t Slim

[Chorus]

And that’s why, my love, you never live without
You know you want me girl
‘Cause I can see you checkin’ me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it, baby, I’m the only one for you

[Verse 3]
Damn girl, I’m beginning to sprout then Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
You think that’s bad, you should hear the rest of my album
Never has their been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess with ya gal but
Jessica Alba, put a breast in my mouth, bruh
Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us, he’s back and in his pink Alf shirt
Lookin’ like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s bout to flip, Jessica
Rest assured, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact, make me a birthday cake
With a sawblade in it to make my jailbreak
Baby, I think you just met your soulmate
Now break it down, girl!

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down (Baby!)
Get down, down, down (Baby!)
Get down, down, down (Baby!)
Get down, get down (Baby!)
Get down, down, down (Baby!)
Get down, down, down (Baby!)
Get down, down, down (Baby!)
Get down, get down

[Talking]
Oh Amy!
Rehab never looked so good!
I can’t wait!
I’m going back!
Haha! Whoo!
Dr. Dre
2020
Yeah!

A lot of people ask me Where the fuck I’ve been at the last few years
Shit I don’t know But I do know – I’m back now.

Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run, to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me, Im underground [x2]

Dre. Im down here under the ground Pick me up, broken tibias fibias yeah fix me up
60 sluts, all of them dying from mass fixia After they sit pissed through Cristopher Reevs sippy cup
Dixie cups, tonsils, boxes of oxipads Enough oxi-cotton to send a fucking nox to rehab
Whack job in a bag and a black stalking cap Jacking off to a hockey mask at a boxing match (He cant say that)
Yes he can, I just did faggot, now guess again
Better text messege your next of kin, tell em shits about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
Throw a fucking lesbian into wetzy men Faggidy, faggidy, fagidy, ragidy ann and andy,
NO! ragidy, andy and andy NO! it cant be, it cant be
Yes it can be, the fucking anti-christ back danty and satan in black satin panties
This is amity ville, collamity god damn it insanity pills fanny pack filled with zanies
Through every nook and cranny looking for tranny’s Milk and cookies spilled on my silk
Negligee lookie Razor-ba-lades with me to make you b-leed, cases of maybelline make-up laying on the table with weed
Slim shady shit sounds like a fable to me Until he jumps out of the fucking toilet when your taking a pee.

Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run, to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me, Im underground [x2]

Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair Found at the back of a van after the shooting at the vanity fare
Hanna Montanna prepare to elope from a can opener and a pea cut open like a canalope and candy bears
Glad bags, yeah glad to be back, because last year was a tragidy that landed me smack dead in rehab
Fucking doctor, I didnt understand a damn that he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch
Two weeks in brightened, I aint enlightened Biting into a fucking vicadin like im a vikin
Oh! Lighten the striken, oh might be a fuckin sign, not like Im a psychic
Evaluation fuck Jason its friday the 19th
That means is just a regular day and this is the kind of shit I think of a regluar lay
Fucking lesbians should have had her legs in the way
Now shes pregnent and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay.

Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run, to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me, Im underground [x2]

Tell the critics Im back and coming Spit it back in abundance
Hit a fag with onions and split a bag of fonions
Mad at me understandable, canable shooting animal light up a cannon and have him catapult adding a dog!
Captain of a cult, with an elite following to turn halloween back into a trick or treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers looking like a liar, swipe his power Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers
Hit Jason Forbes with 40’s Stuck a expository up his ass and made him tell him his story
Gave hannibal lector a fucking nectarine sat him in a fucking fruit and vegtable section and gave him a lecture
Walked up elm street with a fucking wiffle bag drew fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissor Hands too
Came out with a little scratch, ooh
Looking like a got in a fucking pillow fight with a tripple fat goose
Insanity, can it be panity, where is the humanity
And having a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputy
Straight jacket with a hundred eight bracketen
With a strap that wraps twice around my back then they latch it
Cut your fucking head off and ask you where your headed off to,
Get it headed off to (haha)
Medic this head looks awful
this anisthetic is pathetic so is this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushing my hard taco

Here comes the rain and thunder now No where to run, to run til now
I disapeared you wonder how Looking for me, Im underground [x2]

So, it wasnt a choice, it was I had to do this.
And now I’m 90 days clean and uh, that’s all I have to share,
Thanks. Thanks for sharing Brian, is there anyone else who would like to share this evening?

Yeah I got something I want to share- When you walked through the door you were queer to me
So come here baby boy, just come here to me You’re a cock boy, everybody wants you
You’re gayer than you would ever claim to I won’t have to rape you
So homie lay down down down lay down down down lay down down down
lay down lay down.

Where’s everybody going? This always went over real big in gay a
Ok wait, I got another one I just love condoms and lots of come no?

Hey! hey, stop, hey. please stop, f.ck stop!
Thank god you stopped.
Fuck, my f.cking on star isn’t working, I left my f.cking phone at home!
God, I’ve been standing out here for like, an hour I’n soaking wet, freezing
Thank you so much. really, you’re a life-saver What are you doing?
F.cking! get away from me! what the f.ck! fuckin asshole!
Get away from me you motherf.cker! get away!
Get away you fuckin freak! get away from me!
Goddamit f.ck! help me!

Mr. Berman? What?!
We have Eminem here to see you

about fuckin’ time!
Send him in (Steve! Good to see ya man)
Look who decided to show his face!
I hope you’ve had fun in the last 4 years.
(Look man, I apologise again for-)
For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
(Again, it was a mistake,) (a terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?)
and then you go and you do what? hide out? stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down?
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin vacation?
(Well that’s actually why I’m here, I was gonna, put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion)
Do I really need to hear it?
Let me guess, another album about poor me, I’m so famous that it’s ruined my rich little life, and I’m such a tortured artist.
Let me make music about it and my tragic love life, am I on to something here? (Come on man it’s not like that yo-)
You know what? Just hand the fuckin thing over I’m done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please.
Big selfish superstar (Steve, I had a drug problem)
Oh poor me, I had a drug problem.
Who hasn’t had a drug problem in this town? You know what?

(Hey! hey!) Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out (Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man!)
(Alright alright here, fine) What’s this shit? Two CD’s?
(That’s what I’ve been tryin to tell you man, there’s 2 albums)
Just get out! (Alright!)
Get the fuck out (Alright man, see you later).

Yeah, yeah, Follow me, follow me
Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man would boldly go to this place
The devil only knows of this world so dark
And oh so cold, it’s oh so cold, oh so cold oh!

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they’re real I know that most aren’t
Boy you think you’re clever don’t ya Girl you think you’re so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so dark
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return, when will they learn
Were do they go god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

Fe fi fo fum I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park it’s dark it’s winter in December I see my target with my car and park it and approach a tender
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before see whore your the kinda girl that I’d
Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wida
Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit’s inside ya
I’m the kind of guy that’s mild but I mite flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian girl now lets see ya have triplets and I’ll
Disintegrate them babies as soon as that out her with formalda-
Hide and cyanide girl you can try and hide you can try to scream louder
No need for no gun powder that only takes all the fun outta
Murderin’ I’d rather go vrim! vrim! and now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp, uh
Shit wait a minute I mean skull my knife seems dull
Pull another one out, Uh!

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they’re real I know that most aren’t
Boy you think you’re clever don’t ya
Girl you think you’re so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark Stay Wide Awake

A world so dark
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return, when will they learn
Were do they go, god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

So dark and so cold my friends don’t know this other side of me
There’s a monster inside of me it’s quite ugly and it frightens me
But they can’t see what I can see there’s a vacancy in my tummy
It’s makin’ me play hide n’ seek like Jason I’m so hungry
She’s naked see no privacy but I can see she wants me
So patient see I try to be but Gee why does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep
And I creep right through the front see
So blatantly but silently cuz I know that she’s sound asleep
Who’s wakin’ me so violently and why is he on top of me
He’s rapin’ me she try’s to scream somebody please get him off me
He’s tapin’ me he’s biting me he’s laughing likes it’s funny
She’s scrapin’ me she’s fightin’ me she’s scratching like some dumb freak
Escapin’ me no dice ya see I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satan gee what a site to see I’m dancing in my red panties
I’m crazy but it’s alright with me man life can be so empty
Stay away from cuz I’m dancing to quite a different drum beat

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they’re real I know that most aren’t
Boy you think you’re clever don’t ya
Girl you think you’re so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark Stay Wide Awake

A world so dark
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return, when will they learn
Were do they go, god only knows
Stay Wide Awake

Better try to stay wide awake or you might be found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep bitch your soul I’m a try to take
Pray for light today right away why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much might as well put the knife away
Now I use power tools how ’bout now are you in the shower
Scour you for 6 hours till outage your power outlets
How did ya figure out I was down in your basement now ya
Must of just heard the sound of my stomach growlin’ from down there
Power there’s no one fowler bound ya the tub they found ya
Face down in the tub I drown you with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power such prowess look how you cower
Jumped out on you now like I was a Jawa from fuckin’ star wars
Jabba the Hut be di bye bye, be di bye bye it’s time to die die
Ought to not even bother to scream it don’t even matter
Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not your everyday Damien bath me in holy water
Melting like Son of Sam so please understand there’s no gun in hand
Where’s the thrill in a hunt there’s no fun in that here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I’m hackin’ him up with that
What was that dial 911 someone’s comin’ in from the back

Soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they’re real I know that most aren’t
Boy you think you’re clever don’t ya
Girl you think you’re so smart
Come with me to another side in a world so cold and so dark
Stay Wide Awake

A world so dark
A world so cold
A world where only some will go
But not return, when will they learn
Were do they go, god only knows
Stay Wide Awake.

Yo… Same song and dance Damn girl, everywhere I go Same song and dance
I like the way you move! All over the globe Same song and dance Something about it man
Same song and dance In the Pale Moonlight Yo…

I’m lookin’ at ya, yeah girl Your kind of tookin’ back by The whole rapper thing aren’t ya?
Probably thinkin’ you’ll get slapped so dang hard ya Won’t even be able to stand up straight, aren’t ya?
Couple rape charges, people think you’re a monster
The police constantly buggin’ ya non-stop I walk up on ya, well hello Tonya
I think ya got your OnStar button inside your car stuck.
You outta gas, do you gotta flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat I got your back
Why don’t you put your laundry basket in the back
And sit up front, not askin’ it’s a trap
You just got jacked and body snatched and it’s a rap
In broad day, with no mask for this attack I heard ‘em say, exact opposites attract
If that’s a fact, it’ll take task force to get ya back
C’mon

Yeah baby, do that dance It’s the last dance you’ll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass You ain’t ever gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song
It’s the last song you’ll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing Show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin’ to me?
Same song and dance…

The first victim I had, she was a big one Big movie star, a party girl, big fun
She was the girl the media always picked on In and out of rehab, every 4 to 6 months
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once
What an event it was,
I was sitting in front I was hooked in it the first glimpse of them buns
Seen her back stage now here’s where I come in son
Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns
Hello Lindsay, you’re looking a little thin hun
How bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt
Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn’t want
Girl I’m just kidding let me start over again hun
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
You little Wench ya, murder wasn’t my intention If I wanted to kill you it would of already been done
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her With sixty-six inches of extension… cord.

Yeah baby, do that dance It’s the last dance you’ll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass You ain’t ever gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song
It’s the last song you’ll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing Show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin’ to me? Same song and dance…

My second victim was even bigger then the first
Pop star, icon, the whole works
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst
Upon the scene and seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It irked me and made me mad at first I lashed out through my songs but what was really going on
Was that I had developed a crush I just didn’t know how to tell it to her…
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons of, footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?
We’ll settle this once and for all, I’mma tell her at dusk Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must
Creep up, to her mansion in stilettos and just climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love,
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up!
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I’ll share my valium with you cause I’m feelin you Britney!
I’ll trade you a blue one for a pink one Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
I’ve been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little gal you
Hold that pill any longer it’ll get sentimental value
Come-on toots, give me the valium alleyoop…
I’ll slam dunk it in your mouth til you puke
And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup I’m ’bout to, make a new outfit out of you
New outfit? Shit I’ll make a suit out of you
Shoot! Now show me how you move baby do how well ya do

Yeah baby, do that dance
It’s the last dance you’ll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass
You ain’t ever gonna break that glass
The windshields too strong for you I said yeah baby, sing that song
It’s the last song you’ll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got, give it your all
Look at you bawl, why you cryin’ to me?
Same song and dance…

Same kickin’ and screamin’ same cryin’ and sobbin’ Same song and dance…
Same diggin’ and pleadin’ same yellin’ and bleedin’ Same song and dance
Yeah Same song and dance know Same song and dance.

Em it’s Paul… ummm
I just listened the entire album…
And u gotta be fuckin kidding me
I mean with this Christopher Reeves Shit
You know the guys dead right?
And then the whole gay step father incest rape thing
I don’t have your back on this one I can’t even fuckin handle it
I’m done.

(feat. Dr. Dre)
Good evening! This is your fucking captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of four million and a half feet
That’s eight million miles in the sky
Please, undo your seatbelt for takeoff
You are now free to smoke about the cabin

I’m Dre from back in the day from NWA from black and the gray from
Choking a bitch to smacking her face from
Stacking up bodies to
Racking their kegs up from Racking a bitch to
Stacking them crates up
I’m still hungry
And I’m back with a tapeworm
And we was happening and rapping and tame at me
Shady for us competition Faggot, There ain’t none
Speak of the devil It’s attack of the rain man
Chainsaw in hand, blood stain on my apron
Soon as the blade spun run, they run away from
Who wanna play dungeon?
No one is safe from In search of a brain surgeon
A great one
Wait, the day ain’t funny man It’s urgent
I need one
Two boxes of detergent and a paint gun
And an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1

So one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way And let’s go
You are now smoking with the best (the best)

Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon wireless
A nice environment
Surprised, entirely hypnotized by the sound I surround the hydrants
Taking lives of firemen Say goodbye, here I am again Naked wives and vicadin
Before I begin to get so high; pussy boy, I could spin Fin, fin
Fuck the handle I fly off the hinge Let that boy off the bench, coach and throw it to him
There he goes in his trench coat, no clothes again
Baby, make us some French toast and show us some skin
I show you every inch grows of my foreskin
Show me nipple I pinch, throw up, and throw up a ten
Now you know it’s a sin to tease, blow us again
The sorcerer of intercourse – if it’s forced, it’s him
Don’t fight the feeling if you’re feeling the force within
And when you wake up in the morning next to the porcelain

So one more time for old time’s sake
Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go You are now smoking with the best (the best)

Now where there’s smoke, there’s fire Where there’s fire, there’s flames
Where there’s flames, there’s chronic
Either you high or you ain’t
I got no time for no games Nah uh, he ain’t playin’
He’s gonna get the AK and aim it right at your brain I’m slightly insane Vodka and kreatine Hypnotic and red bull
It’s an incredible energy drink And it’s given me wings I believe I can fly
While I pee on a girl You won’t catch me, CSI It’s as easy as pie
And as simple as cake Dre, get on the mic and make them dribble and shake

Now put your smoke up in the air And raise your henny and coke
And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know
We can smoke till there’s no more lighter fluid to do it
Lets get into it You smoking with the triest and truest
I got the Midas touch When it comes to rolling shit up
You motherfuckas ain’t smoking
You just holding shit up Now here we go
Let’s get up, get down, hold up a blunt
I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one
Cuz if at first you don’t succeed, won’t hurt to smoke some weed
Now them words are just a little more personal for me
Seeing is how I blew up off of puffing them trees Well puffing ain’t enough for me
Fuck yeah, light it up Cheech, come on Smoke me out, cuz
Give me contact buzz
Get me on track They love me when I’m on that stuff
But this earth calling Shady, man come on back (what?)
Man we’re losing him; he won’t even respond back (fuck!)
Now look at all the pretty women in here (Damn bitches)
Dre, it’s hot
I think we better go check on their temperatures I give them the thermometer
You get the bandages Now baby just bend over
This won’t hurt a damn bit,

And give me one more time for old time’s sake Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
You are now smoking with the best (the best)
I said one more time for old time’s sake Dre, drop that beat and scratch that brake
Now just send a little bit of that smoke my way
And let’s go
You are now smoking with the best (the best).

Yo yo, alright, i’m gonna lay the chorus first
Here we go now.

My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that’s why I am like I am cause I’m like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That’s why I on what I on cause I’m my mom.

My mom my mom I know youre probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh ho! Whoa ho!
But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-al-ya-hum
Valium was in everything food that I ate, The water that I drank fucking peas on my plate,
She sprinkled just enough of it to sea-son my steak, So everyday I have at least three stomach aches,
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her
Son grow up to be an under a undera-fuckin-chiever, My teacher didn’t think I was going be nothing either,
What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for?
Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether, Either that or the mother fuckers been puffing reefer,
But all this huffing and puffing wasn’t what it was either,
It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn’t what she thought, Pee in a tea cup?
Bitch you aint my keeper, im sleeping, What the fuck you keep on fucking with me for?
Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I aint playing,
Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra.

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom.

Wait a minute this aint dinner this is paint thinner, You ate it yesterday I aint hear no complaints did I?
Now here’s a plate full of pain killers now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes you little mother fucker ill make you sit there and make that retarded fucking face without even tasting it, you better lick the fucking plate you aint wasting it, Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again,
And I aint giving in, your gonna just sit there in one fucking place spinning again till next thanksgiving and if you still aint finished it I use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip it will be placed into shit, you little shit want to sit there and play innocent, A rack fell and hit me at k mart and they witnessed it, child support, your father he aint slipped us shit and so what if he did that aint none of your dang business kid.

My mom there’s noone else quite like my mom I know why should let bygones be bygones
But she’s the reason why I am high but I’m high on cause.

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom.

My mom loved valium now all I am Is a party animal, I am what I am
But I’m strong to be finished wit’ me val-ium spinach But my bars only last about two minutes
But I don’t wanna swallow it without you in it I can’t even write a rhyme without you in it
My valium, my vaaa-eh-elll-liummmmm maaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Man I never though that I could ever be A drug addict nah, fuck that I can’t have it happen to me
But that’s actually what has ended up happenin, a tragedy
I’m fuckin passin it up catchin me And it’s probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain’t it?
Pharmaceuticals of the bomb i’m beautiful Secure the fuckin dog with the medicine she done fed it
Feed it a fuckin aspirin and say that it has a headache
Here want a snack, you hungry you fuckin rat Look at that, it’s a Zanex, take it and take a nap
Eat it, but I don’t need it, well fuck it then brake it up
Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up all right Ma you win, I don’t feel like arguin
I’ll do it, pop and gobble it and start wobblin Stumble hobble tumble slip drip then I fall in bed
With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead.

My mom love Valium and lots of drugs, That why I am like I am cause I’m like her,
Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs,
That why I’m on what I’m on cause I’m my mom.
My mom i’m just like her My mom my mom my mom [x2]
My mom my mom my mom, my mom, my momma
Meh mommeh, eh likah momma. Ha ha, sorry mom, still love you though Dr. dre 2010, hey this shit is hella hard homie
Yo take us on outta here.

[Verse 1]
If I woulda rap about the crap that’s out
That’s the route you probably want me to take
Cause you’re just dyin’ to know what I think
And my take on some other rappers
If I was to say something about Paul Wall, you’d probably crap in your
Pants, cause I’m white, and he’s white, so he’s like
My competition I mean, right?
Nope, Paul Wall is dope
And so’s Bubba, so BLALALALAPFFTTTTT
B-b-b-b-b-but, I don’t compete with nobody
I just go hard, do the rope-a-dope Ali
Shuffle, and dance around my opponents, you don’t
Sometime’s I just play possom, Like I’m asleep that’s awesome
I’m like a sleeping Giant, and when I awake I’m like Dre
I just jump from outta nowhere and bite Prey
Sink my teeth in him and fill him, full of poison
And make a noise like snake before I kill him
And let him know that I just don’t feel him
And smack him with the backward E, the Eminem emblem
Always thought if you was gonna murder somebody you should face em
Tell em why, look them dead in the eye, then waste em
And the dark shall emerge from the fiery depths of hell
And swallow the shell of the hollow who dwell
And the shadows of all who are willing to sell
Their souls, for this rap game, and it g-g-goes
123, 123, 123, that ain’t the hook, now follow me
There’s nothing else for me to say, my public adores me
Everybody bores me, they’re just so corny
So at night before I sleep, I look in the mirror
The mirror grows lips and it whispers “Come nearer”

[Chorus]
My Darling, I don’t ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you’re my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don’t ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, And if I cannot have you, no one can, you’re my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

[Verse 2]
“Shady, I know you’re in there, so where? Come here
Talk to me, sit here, pull up a chair
Why don’t you gotcha hair? Hahahahaha
Dye it back, come on, try it” AHHHHHHHHH
No, I told you, leave me the fuck alone will you?
“But I’m here to rebuild you”, But I already killed you!
“But Shady, we were meant for eachother
Think about your mother”, yeah so what of her?
“Well think about what she did to you and your little brother
All them foster homes…”, fuck you motherfucker!
I had you beat “No I was playin’ possom, remember?
I let you watch your little girls blossom
I gave you enough time, your souls mine
I’m taking it back”, you fuck bitch WHY!
“Because I love you, look a little closer
Isn’t that us on that poster? haha”

[Chorus]
My Darling, I don’t ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you’re my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don’t ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you’re my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

[Verse 3]
“Shady, listen… “SHADY!”, you hear that?
They’re screaming for you, I can bring your career back”
But I don’t want it back! “Yes you do…”
No I don’t! “Yes you do, you’re gonna regret it later!”
No I won’t! “I’ma get Dre on the phone, I’ll just call the doctor”
Go ahead, I already talked to, Dre yesterday
“Well I got him on the phone right now!”
You’re lying, “yo slim”, HOW, WHY NOW!
Whatup Dre? “Check this out Slim, I gotta talk to ya
I don’t know, it just seems every since you got off ya
Drugs, you became a lot softer”
But Dre, all Shady is is a bottle of hair bleach and vodka
“Well, just think about it Slim, I’m here
Just hit me back, and let me know what’s up”
Fuck this mirror! AHHHHHHH
“I’m not in the mirror, I’m inside you, let me guide you”
Fuck you, die you son of a bitch
“Put the gun down”, BYE BYE!
Ok I’m still alive, “So am I too!
You can kill a spirit, even if you tried to
Haha, you sold your soul to me, need I remind you?
You remember that night you, prayed to god
You’d give anything to get a record deal, well Dre signed you
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall, right through
Look at this house, look at these cars, I’m so nice, wooo!
Oh, but you didn’t know, fame has a price too
That you’re just now seeing the downside to
Lose your best friend from highschool, your wife too
Ain’t even sure if your kids like you
Come off tour, can’t even sleep at night without Nyquill
Become a valium addict, start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle
Marshall…” WHAT! “no one’s gonna love you like I do!”

[Chorus]
My Darling, I don’t ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you’re my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I don’t ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you’re my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body

I said, I don’t ever want you to leave me
My Darling, you and me were meant to be together
My Darling, and if I cannot have you, no one can, you’re my
My Darling, cause I possess your soul, your mind, your heart and your body.